In the world of my four year old, we, the human ‘beans’, are a bit different from other creatures, because of the number of eyes that we have, as compared to one or several in others..
He’d been to a ‘fuge’ party room today at school, which was right by the ‘feater’ and they were all given ‘navilla’ ice cream to eat, although his favorite flavor is ‘chocwate’. He couldn’t get to wash his hands, so he used the ‘handitizer’ to kill the germs. “Are you ok baby?”, I asked him when he got home.. “I ‘mam’ Mama”, he responded.. “just lyding down, so I mam tired!”
“I’m tired too sweetheart.. Let’s have something to eat..”, I said. He quickly ran outdoors to the backyard and returned in a couple minutes, with an accomplished grin on his face. “What is it love? Where were you?” I asked him curiously. He chuckled and said he took care of everything and that I wouldn’t have to go to the grocery store or elsewhere. While I was wondering what kind of magic wand he thought he had discovered in his imagination, he asked me to guess what he did that we could have bread right away, at home, right then.. I honestly couldn’t guess and shrugging my shoulders told him that I gave up.. “No idea. You’ve got to tell Mama now”.
My baby so thoughtfully and kindly handed me a small something he was hiding in his teeny palms and said, “Mama, here you go.. I got you ‘flower’ Mama, to make bread!”
While this Mama hasn’t gotten over the ‘floss’ that he danced while discussing how important flossing was for our teeth, he’s given me enough amusement for the day, or more now with the ‘flower’ for the bread!
😂🤗😘❤️
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